Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with us?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
Cows dont go who, they go moo silly!


Knock,knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
No way, I am not letting a train into my house! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock
Who is there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben Knocking on the door all afternoon!


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beats me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
2
2 who?
To you of course!


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Help
Help who?
Help me into the house please by opening the door!


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

A 10 pound pig came into a restaurant and said to the waiter 10 pounds of meat please. Then the waiter killed the pig and said thanks pig for serving me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Sorry, we dont sell chocolate milk here.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?
Because every time he did people made a joke about it.